🇺🇸 Funny U.S. Department of War Sticker

Add some dark military humor to your gear with this Funny U.S. Department of War contour-cut vinyl sticker. Featuring a parody-style design inspired by classic government seals, this decal is perfect for toolboxes, notebooks, cases, lockers, or anywhere you want to show off your sense of humor.

Each sticker is professionally printed, precision contour cut, and laminated for a clean, high-quality finish. Available in multiple sizes and your choice of high-gloss or holographic laminate.

📏 Sticker Size Chart

(All sizes are measured along the longest side. Dimensions are approximate.)

Sticker SizeApproximate Dimensions2 Inch2.0” x 2.0”3 Inch3.0” x 3.0”4 Inch4.0” x 4.0”6 Inch6.0” x 6.0”

Note: Sizes are scaled proportionally from the original artwork.

✅ Product Features

• Contour-cut round printed vinyl sticker

• Laminated finish for added durability

• Available in 2”, 3”, 4”, and 6” sizes

• Gloss or holographic finish options

• Sharp, high-definition print

• Clean edges with professional cut lines

⚠️ Important Use Information (Please Read)

• Indoor-rated, water-resistant sticker

• NOT UV protected

• Will fade if used outdoors or exposed to prolonged sunlight

• Ideal for indoor or general-use applications

🎯 Great For

• Toolboxes

• Pelican & hard cases

• Notebooks & binders

• Lockers

• Gun safes

• Indoor display items

• Military-themed personal gear

🚫 Not Recommended For

• Vehicle exteriors

• Outdoor signage

• Long-term sun exposure

• Marine or harsh weather environments

🇺🇸 Made for Those Who Appreciate Military Humor

This sticker is designed for those who enjoy military satire and dark humor. A bold, tongue-in-cheek design that makes a statement without saying a word.

📦 What You’ll Receive

• (1) Funny U.S. Department of War contour-cut vinyl sticker

• Size and finish selected at checkout