A compact gaming mouse pad that brings a touch of dark-humored charm to any desk. The matte-smooth surface lets your mouse glide with precision while the anti-slip rubber base keeps everything steady during focused sessions. Printed on soft black neoprene with stitched edges, the design shows a slightly sarcastic, cloaked unicorn and the line: “I’ve done horrible things for money — like waking up early to go to work.” It’s built to hold rich, high-contrast prints and stay durable through daily use, whether you’re clicking through quests, spreadsheets, or late-night side projects. This pad feels familiar under your hand and adds a little personality to routine tasks, nudging a smile when you need it most.

Product features
- Smooth, low-friction surface for precise mouse movement
- Anti-slip rubber base for a stable desk grip
- 0.11" (3mm) neoprene thickness with stitched edges for durability
- One-sided, full-front decoration with bright, high-contrast print
- Compact one-size: 9" × 7" (24 × 20 cm); easy to clean

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.