Hear ye, hear ye! Welcome to our humble store, fair buyer! I, a poor Peddler, art pleased to make thine acquaintance!

Behold! the item description thou requirest:

~ Verily, this product is in UNTESTED CONDITION!

~ Take heed to TEST and CLEAN thy item when thou receiveth it!

~ Please peruse the images and inquire of any queries before thou proceedest to make a purchase. I extend my gratitude for thy perusal.

~ I beseech thee to contact me ere thou leavest a negative or neutral response, that we may resolve any issue that may arise.

~We want thee to know that returns are most welcome here.

~If thou findest anything amiss with thy purchase, fear not, for thou shalt receive thy money back.

~And lo, we implore thee to return to our store in the future, for we shall have more wares to list anon.

Fare thee well!